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Good Blonde Joke

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First of all, let me say I LOVE BLONDES !!!
My wife is one....
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


Finally... a smart blonde joke.
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Comments

1.
justxploringComment by justxploring - September 12, 2006, 4:23 pm
Funny story. We need to add more blondes to the Dept of National Security and FEMA. Quick thinking!
2.
emilygComment by emilyg - September 12, 2006, 7:15 pm
i like that - miss kitty (blonde)
3.
angelmComment by angelm - September 13, 2006, 8:28 am
I'm a blonde and I liked that joke!!!cute!!
4.
Comment by BevsPicks - September 13, 2006, 1:24 pm
Darned good joke! That's actually one FOR the blondes :-))

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