DoubleDown's Blog

Time to move on- so long friends...

I just want to tell all my LP friends that I've enjoyed the time we spent chatting and bantering back and forth.  It's been almost 4 years now and it is with a great deal of sadness that I must inform you all of my decision to move on.

I cannot go into detail regarding the reason, but suffice it to say it is in the best interest to do so.

Good luck in all your lotto games and may God bless you all.

Mike ( DoubleDown ) signing off......

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D U I : Alabama style


DUI - Alabama Style


>Only a person in Alabama could think of this. From the State
>where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this story .

>Recently an officer was parked outside a bar in Sylacauga ,
>Alabama. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving
>the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
>stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
>quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried
>his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car
>and fall into it.

>He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
>bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
>on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on
>and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
>lights He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
>and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
>other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car
>left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the
>road.

>The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
>started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
>pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his
>amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had
>consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
>have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
>breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

>"I doubt it," said the truly proud man. "Tonight I'm the
>designated decoy.

Entry #3

Good Blonde Joke

First of all, let me say I LOVE BLONDES !!!
My wife is one....
DD 
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


Finally... a smart blonde joke.
Entry #2

I feel sick today

I cannot hep but feel sick today . It's been 5 years and the emotions are still sorrow mixed with rage.

God Bless America.

 

DD

 

 

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