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D U I : Alabama style
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DUI - Alabama Style
>Only a person in Alabama could think of this. From the State
>where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this story .
>Recently an officer was parked outside a bar in Sylacauga ,
>Alabama. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving
>the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
>stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
>quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried
>his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car
>and fall into it.
>He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
>bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
>on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on
>and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
>lights He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
>and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
>other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car
>left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the
>road.
>The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
>started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
>pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his
>amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had
>consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
>have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
>breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
>"I doubt it," said the truly proud man. "Tonight I'm the
>designated decoy.
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