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A Christmas Story
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(Warning ladies, this is an oinker joke) A Christmas Story
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.
The wife said "Where are you? You know we have lots to do."
He said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace?
I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down her cheek, and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."
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