Mega Million Lottery Pool - Game 27

Today's Quote

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong.

- James Leo Herlihy

No won the Jack Pot on Tuesday, September 12^th, 2006.  We won yet again.

                        

Matched	Prize	Date	Numbers   Drawn (Mega Ball)
1 of 5 + BB	$ 3	9/12/2006	3 - 16 - 25 - 30 - 44 (42)   Megaplier 4X

 

Our tickets are Megaplied, so our $3.00 win, turned in to $12.00.  You have two dollars in the Bank so the Cash on Hand is $14.00.

If I had been thinking I would have purchase you one more ticket for Friday Night's game. 

Friday, September 15^th, 2006 was worth $163 Million, Cash Option was $94,712,454.00.

On Friday you won nothing in the drawing, a first for us, since I started this game.  However, someone did win the Jack Pot in Georgia.

The following I copied from www.megamillions.com:

ONE MEGA MILLIONS TICKET WINS MEGA-JACKPOT ESTIMATED AT $163 MILLION! Ticket Purchased In Georgia Matches All Six Numbers

One ticket has won it all. Somewhere there is a ticket worth an estimated $163 million. That ticket, which was purchased in Bainbridge, Georgia, matched all six numbers in the September 15, 2006 Mega Millions drawing. The winning numbers were 06-26-33-39-55 and the Mega Ball number was 01.

I have lived in Georgia, but never heard of Bainbridge. 

Now the Jack Pot is down to $12 Million.   The estimated cash value of this jackpot is $7,025,760.

This group has 57 Members, with 64 shares being sold.

Here is the breakdown.  Remember this is an estimate only and it doesn't not take into account any attorney fee's, taxes, or tithes:

                                          

Shares Purchased	Amount that could be won
.5	$54,888.75
1	$109,777.50
1.5	$164,666.25
2	$219,555.00
3	$329,332.50
4	$439,110.00

 

In reality, $54,000.00 is a lot of money, but I liked type newsletters when that figure is over $1 Million.

So I think I will hold on to your $14.00 and continue to collect any winnings and extend this game for as long as I can.  We really only need one line to win (I just feel better when we have 50 or so).

I will try to hold off on starting the next game until I get a new member or someone who is rejoining us.

Right now I think I will set the next game for Friday October 6^th, 2006.

 

Mega Million Lottery Pool - Game 28- $10.00 per share.

$5.00 for Paper Copies.

 

Pending Start Date is Friday October 5^rd, 2006

Right now I have 18 Members, with 23.5 shares being sold.  A total of $235.00.

 

Affairs

 

   

The First Affair

   

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.

   

Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

     

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

 "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. J fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

   

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!

   

You've been playing golf!"

 

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 The Second Affair

 

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful Teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

   

After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.  The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son.

   

He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

   

 The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

 

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The Third Affair

 

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

   

With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's Scaling. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase. "Oh my God the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

 

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 The Fourth Affair

 

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the comer." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.

   

"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

   

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

   

"Oh it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much; I got one for us too."

   

No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

   

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

 

The Fifth Affair

   

A man walks into a nightclub one night He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent"

   

"One Cent?" exclaimed the man.

   

So the man glances over at the menu And asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

   

"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the man. "4 cents," the bartender replied.

   

"Four Cents?" exclaimed the man.

   

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

     

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man says,

What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."

 

The Sixth Affair

 

   

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered.

   

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

   

He was insistent "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."

   

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, everything's all right, go to sleep."

   

"No, no I must die in peace, Becky, I, I, I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

    "I know my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let posion work."