There was an Investor that swallowed a Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Turd.
How absurd, to swallow a Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Chart.
What a fart, to swallow a Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed some Numbers.
What a bumbler, to swallow some Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Report.
What a sport, to swallow a Report.
It swallowed the Report to change the Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed an Analyst.
What a tryst, swallowing the Analyst.
It swallowed the Analyst to write the Report.
It swallowed the Report to change the Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed the Fed.
The market crashed, Bye Buy, The End.