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The Will

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Last Edited: March 10, 2016, 3:10 pm

The Will
   
Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
   
     His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
   
     He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record
     his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
 
         My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
         My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
         My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
         "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
   
    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,
     and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "your husband must have been such a
     hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
   
The wife replies,
The idiot had a paper route.

Entry #595

Comments

1.
lejardinComment by lejardin - March 10, 2016, 8:29 pm
Omg hahahaha too funny, not the punch line I was expecting lol.
2.
LottoVantageComment by LottoVantage - March 10, 2016, 10:48 pm
Whaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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