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May Day

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MAY DAY

A young female college
student is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the
pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. 
 
She, now frantic,grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. "May Day! May
Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is
dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me!
Please help me!" 
 
She then hears a voice  on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience
with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and
everything will be fine! Now give me your height and
position. 
 
She then says,  "I'm 5'4" and I support  Hillary." "Okay," says
the voice on the radio, "repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in  Heaven . . . . "               
Entry #603

Comments

1.
sully16Comment by sully16 - May 20, 2016, 6:16 am
lol lol, funny
2.
hearsetraxComment by hearsetrax - May 20, 2016, 9:28 am
lmbo... thanks cointoss for the early b-day gift jejeje
3.
emilygComment by emilyg - May 20, 2016, 3:04 pm
LOL - good one

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