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May Day
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MAY DAY
A young female college
student is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the
pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
student is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the
pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
She, now frantic,grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. "May Day! May
Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is
dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me!
Please help me!"
Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is
dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me!
Please help me!"
She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience
with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and
everything will be fine! Now give me your height and
position.
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience
with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and
everything will be fine! Now give me your height and
position.
She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary." "Okay," says
the voice on the radio, "repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven . . . . "
the voice on the radio, "repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven . . . . "
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