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One wish

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Good one

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a good hard rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever." "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt." "You crafty little <snip>!" said the genie.
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Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - June 8, 2016, 8:34 pm
Good one.
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MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - June 8, 2016, 8:38 pm
Good one, you can tell he's a republican with that thought process.....        LOL.
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sully16Comment by sully16 - June 8, 2016, 11:16 pm
lol

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