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Trump and Hillary Clinton Ice Fishing

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Go Ice Fishing…

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?
With an ice fishing contest, of course!   
 
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
 
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.
 
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing. 
 
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
 
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
 
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!
 
Entry #609

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - June 10, 2016, 2:55 pm
LMAF
2.
sully16Comment by sully16 - June 10, 2016, 6:23 pm
rotflmao
3.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - June 10, 2016, 10:38 pm
ROTFLMAO.     by the , excellent synopsis of Hillbag
4.
jarasanComment by jarasan - June 10, 2016, 11:42 pm
Now that is funny!!!!!!!! TY CT!
5.
lakerbenComment by lakerben - June 17, 2016, 10:50 am
Rug head probably bought the foreclosed resort ( lake)and paid a local $2 an hour to catch them.

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