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Best living will ever


This is the best Living Will that I have seen.


 I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If A reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

 ______Vodka Rocks  ______a Margarita  ____ a Beer  ______ a Bloody Mary  ______a Gin and Tonic ______a Glass of Wine  _______a Tee Time  ______a Steak ______ Lobster or crab legs ________ Barbeque Ribs with all the fixins ______ Taco Bell   ______ the remote control  ______a bowl of ice cream  ______the sports page _______ Cheesecake  ______Sex  ______or Chocolate, it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.

 When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Blues Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

 Signature:__________________________ Date: _____

 NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes...









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hearsetraxComment by hearsetrax - August 15, 2016, 12:50 pm
oh geeze jejeje
emilygComment by emilyg - August 15, 2016, 1:22 pm
sully16Comment by sully16 - August 15, 2016, 2:03 pm
good idea.
jarasanComment by jarasan - August 15, 2016, 2:23 pm
Good one!!!
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - August 15, 2016, 4:05 pm
LMAO, Love it..!

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