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Planning to move, need your help

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Dear President Obama, Hillary, the Senate and Congress:
 
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
 
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
 
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
 
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?
 
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
 
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
 
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
 
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
 
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
 
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
 
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
 
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
 
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
 
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
 
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
 
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.  I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
 
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
 
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
 
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
 
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
 
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
 
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico.  I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
 

See how stupid this actually looks when it's put it in writing?
 
 
Entry #672

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - November 20, 2016, 3:23 am
Spot on.   Thank you.
2.
sully16Comment by sully16 - November 20, 2016, 6:53 am
Let the protesters get a real job and be taxed into paying for this.
Thanks Coin.
3.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - November 20, 2016, 9:02 am
Couldn't have been written any Better.!
4.
lejardinComment by lejardin - November 20, 2016, 9:11 am
You are so right. It does sound stupid but I have to admit it angers me reading it and seeing it in black and white.
5.
rcbbuckeyeComment by rcbbuckeye - November 20, 2016, 9:32 am
Right on the mark Coin Toss. When it's put in writing it's hard to understand why the libbies can't get it.
We have to take care of our own citizens before taking care of illegal immigrants.
6.
UnluckyoneComment by Unluckyone - November 20, 2016, 1:57 pm
The radical left will constitute that as hate speech. It made complete sense to most of us but liberals can't comprehend common sense.
7.
grwurstonComment by grwurston - November 20, 2016, 4:36 pm
If other counties won't do any of that for us, why should we do it for them?
8.
Coin TossComment by Coin Toss - November 20, 2016, 7:58 pm
Thanks folks. I didn't write it, can't take credit for it, but seeing it all written down is a wake up.

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