President Trump and the Pope

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President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht.

      The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it.”

 

      The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

      The crew was speechless.   The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.   No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

 

      But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, the New York Times, the Washington Post and the LA Times all knew how to cover the story.

 

      Their banner headlines read:    "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

Entry #109

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Avatar sully16 -
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lol lol lol
Avatar konane -
#2
Good one!
Avatar lejardin -
#3
OMG that is hysterical lol.

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