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Good News And Bad News -
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GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.
"I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me
that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks
will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
Comments
Enough said ... except, it's a man thing.
Subject: THE VACUUM CLEANER WON'T START
Th e Vacuum Won't Start
A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Tom, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."
Tom gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure! Why not. Where’s the vacuum ?" Half an hour later, he comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running: I thought you were going to do the vacuuming ?â€
Exasperated, Tom answers, “The stupid thing is broken: it won't start. We need to buy a new one.â€
"Really?†she says, “Show me -- it worked fine the last time.â€
So he shows her. (Click Here).
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