Good News And Bad News -

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GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

 

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

 

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me

that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks

will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

 

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!

You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

Entry #142

Comments

Avatar lejardin -
#1
LOL, saw that one coming, good one!
Avatar konane -
#2
Good one!
Avatar jarasan -
#3
Funny stuff!!!!
Avatar eddessaknight -
#4
OK, you asked for more   -:)

Enough said ... except, it's a man thing.

Subject: THE VACUUM CLEANER WON'T START
Th e Vacuum Won't Start
A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Tom, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."
Tom gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure!   Why not. Where’s the vacuum ?" Half an hour later, he comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running: I thought you were going to do the vacuuming ?”
Exasperated, Tom answers, “The stupid thing is broken: it won't start. We need to buy a new one.”
"Really?” she says, “Show me -- it worked fine the last time.”
So he shows her.      (Click Here).






Avatar sully16 -
#5
lol
Avatar Dd2160 -
#6
Ohhh my dammmm!! Funny!!

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