The mothership hovered over Chicago today above the clouds. There were flashing lights, a few inches of rain, some hail and an occasional booming sound. They say the mothership is in a stationary position targeting our area with its wrath.

"I" is still up there and it scares me. What's FEMA doing about it? Water's up to the door of my van and the electronics are disabled so I can't start it. I'm afraid I'll float into the river tonight. Can anyone talk to "I"?