A Conversation in Heaven :-)

SYLVIA:

Hi Wanda!

WANDA: 

Hi Sylvia!  How'd you die?

SYLVIA: 

I froze to death.

WANDA: 

How horrible!

SYLVIA: 

It wasn't so bad.    After I quit shaking from 

the cold, I began to get warm  and sleepy, 

and finally died a peaceful death. 

What about you?

WANDA: 

I died of a massive heart attack. 

I suspected that my husband was cheating, 

so I came home early to catch him in the act. 

But, instead, I found him all by himself 

in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: 

So, what happened?

WANDA: 

I was so sure there was another woman 

there somewhere that I started running 

all over the house looking.    I ran up into 

the attic and searched, and down into the 

basement.    Then I went through every closet 

and checked under all the beds.    I kept this

up  until I had looked everywhere, and finally 

I became so exhausted that I just keeled over 

with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: 

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---

we'd both still be alive today.