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ALERT: British Airways flight announcement :-)
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British Airways flight announcement
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and . . . OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled . . . "For the luvva Jaysus . . . you should see the back of mine!"
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