You won nothing in last Tuesday’s drawing or last night’s drawing. I did go to Kroger to double check our tickets.

No one won the Jack Pot in last night’s drawing so it’s going up.

The Mega Millions jackpot for the drawing on Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 is $60 million. I get the Cash Value from: www.ohiolotttery.com. The estimated cash value of this jackpot is $35,693,040.00.

 I take that figure and divide it by 60 (# of Shares).  Here is want you would get before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

 

 

I spend the $4.00 you had in your bank for what seems forever.  So for your final drawing you now have five lines.

Here are your numbers:

                                                      

Numbers	Mega Ball	Dates Valid
27 34 35 41 48	42	11/24/2006 thru 12/26/2006
05 06 13 40 52	17	11/24/2006 thru 12/26/2006
07 10 15 22 41	05	11/24/2006 thru 12/26/2006
06 22 34 39 56	04	12/26/2006  New Ticket
06 23 35 36 39	40	12/26/2006  New Ticket

 

Now you will need to win some in Tuesday’s Night’s drawing in order for me to extend this game.  Even if you don’t win, you have played for 2 months on your initial payment for the shares you purchase. 

Game 29 has already started and almost over with.  Their game was extended today to Friday December 29^th, 2006.

There is still time to join Game 30, but you need to have your money to me no later than Saturday December 30^th, 2006.

 

The Thimble

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river.  He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord  asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.

"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an  untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.  It is a misunderstanding.  You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.  Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.  Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.  Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney."

The  moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable  reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and  we're sticking to it.