Old Vegas joke. A guy wakes up after midnight doubled over in pain. He goes to the ER and a doctor says, "You were born with three testicles, the third one just descended,,,,,I can remove it with a simple operation."

The guy says, "Doc, I'm a player, I've been waiting for something like this all my life."

Hr goes to the closest bar, orders a drink, and tells the only other patron in the bar he will bet him three yards that he and the bartender have five testicles between them.

Upon hearing this the bartender whistles, claps his hands and does whatever else he can think of to get the guys' attention.

The other guy in the bar says, "It's 3:30 A.M., this is Vegas, and this is so far out you've got a bet!"

The bartender tells the guy who came iup with the bet, "Buddy, I tried and tried to get your attention. I hope you were born with four of them."

Moral of the story.........There's no such thing as a lock.