Italian spaghetti - Oh Mama Mia :-)

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 Italian spaghetti
 

For several years, a man was having an affair with a beautiful Italian woman.
 
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
 
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
 
Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
 
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
 
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
 
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
 
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
 
'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.’
 
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
 
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
 
On the card was written:
 
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti.
 
Three with meatballs,
two without.
 
Send extra sauce!
 
 
Entry #604

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Avatar eddessaknight -
#1
Hey, now that's Italian :-)
Avatar eddessaknight -
#2
Hey, now that's Italian :-)

Sounds like something out of the hilarious comedy movie "Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow" starring Sophia Loren and Marcelo Mastroianni :-)

When meeting the great Italian icon she said "Everything I have I owe to Spaghetti!"
Avatar hearsetrax -
#3
jejeje haven't seen that one in a good while jejejeje

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