Men vs. Women 

 

 

 

   

 Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

 

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        A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called

        ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"

        Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”

 

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   Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your

        wife – darling, honey, luv.  What’s the secret?"

        Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."

 

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        Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an

        anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...

        Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not

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        For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humour ??

        A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

 

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen  Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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        Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

 

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 Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?

        A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

 

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        COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?

 

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       When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

 

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