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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling,
"What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Entry #5

Comments

1.
justxploringComment by justxploring - January 17, 2007, 11:14 am
So that's what those are! I need to read my owners manual.
2.
cps10Comment by cps10 - January 17, 2007, 12:05 pm
I need to tell this one to my favorite blonde bimbo, errrrrrrrr, waitress, at my favorite watering hole this afternoon :)
3.
Rick GComment by Rick G - January 17, 2007, 12:52 pm
This would actually be a funny stunt to pull. Can you imagine the cop trying to keep a straight face?
4.
Coin TossComment by Coin Toss - January 17, 2007, 1:28 pm
FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop

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