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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The IRS has returned the tax return to a insightful man in New York City implying that he answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question:
"Do you have anyone dependent on you?,
the man honestly wrote following subtotals:
7.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crack-heads,
4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, at least
450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves politicians."
The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable :-(
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish. A wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
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