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Hold Your Horses!
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I mean hold your NOSE around horses!
Growing up in Texas, I've always heard "A fartin' horse never tires." but if that's true, then why are these horses sleeping?
I think someone fed these horses some hominy, maybe some pinto beans. Those foods always did my ex that way after she fell asleep.
The next morning: "Why did you sleep on the couch?"
"Oh, I was just having trouble falling asleep and didn't want to bother you." I'd tell her...that was better than admitting I didn't want to be asphyxiated in my own bed. I used to think I'd bring home one of the "sour gas" (hydrogen sulfide) alarms from the drilling rig for those "noxious nights".
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