Why I stay out of the gym the first two weeks of January

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Most gym rats know this but that's when all the New Year's resolutions show up, and about how long they last.

Depends on the gym of course, but still....

I lived in Evansville, IN (very interesting town and best place I've lived in the Midwest) for 2 years and got to work out in a gym called The Pit, a gym like no other. The 'aerobics' equipment was one Schwinn Air Dyne and a couple of weighted won duffel bags. Some of the members were competitive powerlifters and competed as far away ass Russia. 

Also, in some gyms, as with the New Year's resolutions, when school let's out if the price is right parents park their kids there with summer memberships in effect making the gym their babysitter. There's no sense in going to a gym where school age kids bogart benches abd sit in front of a mirror popping zits.

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Avatar eddessaknight -
#1
Excellent HILARITY!
Avatar mikeintexas -
#2
Funny. Not sure if this was intentional or an hilarious typo: "...as far away ass Russia."

Ass Russia? That's where the Putin comes from, right?
Avatar Coin Toss -
#3
Sorry Russkies, ooops, typo!

But yeah, it's funny.

Sidenote......

Not the game of 21, but blackjack originated in Evansville.
There's some land between Kentucky and Indiana and circa WW II neither state wanted it or to patrol it, so it was wide open.gambling abounded.... it was there that the concept of getting a blackjack originated..........

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