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Older Ladies are awesome

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AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on the sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25- year-old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.


Aren't older women great!
They really know how to solve your mid-life crises...

Entry #44

Comments

Avatar justxploring -
#1
Cute, except you forgot to mention that she probably paid for half of that nice house! You also forgot one word before "50-year old woman."   "HOT"
Avatar Rick G -
#2
Happy Valentine's Day........Honey......

Did you get the chocolates or the thorn-stemmed roses smashed into your face (or was it another orifice) ??

Avatar MADDOG10 -
#3
If she was " hot " then at 25, then she's still hot at 50. All woman are works of ART.
Avatar pacattack05 -
#4
She Loves Me        She Loves Me Not......

I coudn't make a decision. I ran out of pedals.......
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#5
one thing that turns me off about younger women is the staying out partying and the money spending that goes out of control.i always have better success with someone who is laid back,easy going,comforting and not afraid to sit at home and chill.
Avatar dphillips -
#6
Although I'm most certain you're not leaving your 'hot' 50 year old. Remember, it's cheaper to keep her! It never ceases to amaze me how most men go through their mid-life crises -- not using their brain. Of course, this analogy also applies to women, too.

Blue, Albuquerque, NM
Avatar justxploring -
#7
"and not afraid to sit at home and chill."

Mike, sounds as if you are describing a corpse, not an older woman! LOL (sorry, I couldn't resist)   I'm just a few weeks away from 56 and the only reason I sit home and chill is because I'm broke!!
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#8
i'll be 32 here in a couple weeks.i don't remember a whole decade of years and escaped those years after several close calls due to drugs and misadventure,lol.so yes if i have the choice i lounge around the house.i have no desire to go out and sample the nightlife anymore.i sampled enough to kill ten healthy people easily.i may be deathly dull now but i was once the life of the party.i had my fun and i'm content to be boring.
Avatar emilyg -
#9
Yes!! We are awesome - and modest, too
Avatar SirMetro -
#10
Did I mention I am only 41 and have only been married 8 & 1/2 years...oh and yeah...that is just a really cool story I came across that I thought was cool to share.

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