Letter from one of my "employees . . . "

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.

You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. 

I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die, and then pay my estate a one year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until she or he dies, and a health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.

And in addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.    Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status.  Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. 

I can, and I will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President in 2020 . . . !!

Are we stupid or what???

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