The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,
Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the
Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically
incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose
list.

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to
the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but
can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be
unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide,
You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other
than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive t, you are likely part of
the problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are highly 
likely a Muslim.