Here's something I think would be a fun game;  every time you hear Crazy Uncle Joe in an interview and he says "Come on, man." take a drink.   You might not get to put down the glass or beer before you have to pick it up again.

I'm not much of a drinker, so I could not do this, but it sounds like fun.  Who knows?  You might be able to understand him if you're sloshin'.

I'm sure that's the only way to understand Pelosi.  Drunk birds of a feather...right?