Satan's Sister

Published: August 3, 2019, 1:55 am

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

And I bet you thought this was going to be about Nancy Pelosi, huh?

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lejardin - Aug 3, 2019, 1:58 am

well Satan’s sister IS Nancy Pelosi.

grwurston - Aug 3, 2019, 12:16 pm

I thought it was Hillary. Poor Bill. lol

mikeintexas - Aug 3, 2019, 4:47 pm

I'm sure Satan has many brothers and sisters on the Democrat side of the aisle in Congress, plus four nieces in the Jihad Squad.

Yep, always makes you feel a little sorry for Bill C. when you think of living with Hillary...then you remember what a sorry P.O.S. he is, then that sympathy disappears. A serial rapist married to a serial liar and both of them crooked as a dog's hind leg. Nope, nothing to pity there, not even if they were both wearing orange jumpsuits.(as they should be)

eddessaknight - Aug 3, 2019, 6:02 pm

It would even be fuh-nier if it wasn't so true!

eddessaknight - Aug 4, 2019, 1:53 am

So that was Bill Clinton?

sully16 - Aug 4, 2019, 8:31 am

lol lol good one.

mikeintexas - Aug 5, 2019, 8:18 pm

Could be, I guess, ed. I don't think he was as bad as Obama, though. JMHO, that's all.

Thanks, sully.

Satan's Sister

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