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The Magic 8-Ball & Me
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I saw one of those Magic 8-Ball toys the other day in a store; I hadn't seen one in a long time and thought they had been discontinued. On a lark, I picked it up and started asking it questions. "Will I ever find love again?" The answer: "Don't count on it" Well, rats. I kept asking questions and kept getting answers I didn't want to see. Surely something good was going to happen to me!
Hopeful, I asked another question and got this:
What has the Microsoft e-mail program have to do with my winning the lottery?
Hopeful, I asked another question and got this:
What has the Microsoft e-mail program have to do with my winning the lottery?


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Yeah, that's why I was surprised to see one for sale. They were more of a conversation piece, to set on a table or shelf for company to see, I think, because they didn't hold my attention for more than a minute or so.
I used to have a javascript for a digital Magic 8-Ball, but I dunno where it is. I was trying to find my "Ask the Blah-Blah Twins" script and page the other day and guess it's either on a turned off external drive or lost it in the last computer crash.
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