Perineum Sunning

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I've gone to dozens of county fairs, been smack dab in the middle of a half dozen tornadoes, went through a couple of blowouts on drilling rigs but I ain't never seen any **** like this.

Just in case anyone doesn't know what the Perineum is...well, in layman's language, it's called the "taint".

We're doomed, I tell ya...doomed.  I hope they're at least using some sun screen.

Entry #216

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Avatar lejardin -
#1
Gross and if they are that stupid, I hope they didnt use sun screen, double gross, let the sun shine in.
Avatar mikeintexas -
#2
I've always heard that the sun shine's on a dog's a$$ at least every once in a while; guess that's true for humans, too.

I read more about this and saw one article quoting some "Earth Mother" who made this popular with her Instagram posts saying it "energized her". I got this mental image of her butt being like an iPhone plugged into a charger jack, the sun.

There used to be a girl who lived behind me who sunned all the time in her back yard, using the baby oil and all that. I avoided looking at her when I was mowing or taking out the trash to the dumpster b/c she was jail bait. My nephew - about her age - would come visit and go out and just stand there at the fence staring at her and you know what she would do? She'd roll over and undo her swim top, tease him.

That was about 1985-86, so it had been over 25 yrs. since I had seen her but bumped into her a few yrs. back and didn't recognize her. My ol' face looks my age or worse, like it's done wore out three/four bodies, but I couldn't have told you who that "old lady" who was insisting she was that same girl who used to sun bathe. She looked like a prune wrapped in leather.

About ten yrs. or so ago I went to a class reunion and everyone was aging, the same as me except for one woman who was my "neighbor" (about three/four miles away out in the country) who could have passed for 25. She never tanned and avoided the sun when she could. I always thought she was just "too pale", esp. with her nat. blonde hair, but she looked absolutely beautiful at the reunion.

She had even spent several years as a missionary in Africa and I mentioned she didn't even have a hint of a tan from her time there and she laughed and told me her name in the native language was "Covered Lady" or something like that.

I've got a few spots on my arms that worry me a little and will need to go get them checked ASAP, but only there. I'd hate to get skin cancer, but esp. on MY taint. <grin>
Avatar jarasan -
#3
Never thought of the taint on a man. UGh.

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