Chicago: Going to Church….

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Going to Church in Chicago 

 

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

 

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: " By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

 

I told him I was not paralyzed.

 

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: " By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

 

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

 

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right...

 

My car was gone :-(