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Old Submarine Sailor's Wisdom :-)
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I was the only speaker to show up at the high school, so I had the stage to myself.
I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bull; and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't show, I threw it open for questions.
The last one asked was, "Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs?"
I said, "That's an easy one. Looking back over my lifetime, I've spent most of my money on guns, airplanes, fast cars, women, and whiskey. The rest I just wasted."
I was escorted out without getting to finish my last two rules to live by:
1) If it flies, floats, it's cheaper to rent it.
2) If it's got tits or tires, you're gonna have problems with it.
I hope they invite me back next year so I can finish. They need to know this !
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