I'm sure there's a longer list on the internet, but I wanted to see how many I could come up with.

1. Grapenuts...No grapes No! nuts!

2. Eggplant....No eggs!

3. Hamburger...No ham!

4. Bumble Bee Tuna.......

5. Grapefruit....With all the combinations of letters in the english language, they couldn't figure out something original?

6. Strawberry.....Doesen't even come close to resembling a straw.

7. Doughnuts...How about doughrings?

8. Dr. Pepper......No pepper, but some molasses....

9. Turkey.....Named after a country? Does anyone want some India leftovers?

10. Buffalo wings?  I had no clue. I guess pigs can fly..

11. KY jelly.....I guess it's made in Kentucky.

12. Three Muskateers...I wish I was the fly on the wall, in that think tank room....

13. Cotton Candy....Finally....something that resembles the name.

14. Pineapple....Again...no apples.

15. Country Crock?    Atleast they're honest!

16. Dominoes Pizza.....That's the first thing that comes to mind when I hear the word Pizza. The second thing is Legos.

17. Angel hair pasta...I didn't know angels had thinning hair.

18. Boar's Head meats.....They also sell turkey and chicken.

19. Popeye Chicken.......What about Brutus Burgers...

20. Iceberg Lettuce.......I'm getting this sinking feeling the Goldbergs didn't invent that one..

21. Kumquats......Let's just move on.....

22. Pinto beans......A new source of fuel for cars....

23. Green Giant peas........He must know Alice who lives in Wonderland.

24. Bird's eye........I always see birds preying on frozen vegatables...

25. Beef Jerky..........Never mind....

26. Ground beef........ A cow with no legs...

27. Fat free Milk.......Isn't that bottled water?

And finally......Drum roll please.........

28. Beef Stroganoff.......I think i'm becoming a vegetarian....LOL

Please include any I forgot ...