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Marriage Quotes
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Marriage quotes
- Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
- Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. Cass Daley
- Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
- Marriage is a rest period between romances.
- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
- Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.
- Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
- Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
- Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. John Lyly
- Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
- Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?
- Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
- Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
- Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
- Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
- Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
- Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
- May you never leave your marriage alive.
- May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.
- May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.
- May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
- May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife.
- Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing,
- My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.
- My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.
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