Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island
for several months. The only other thing on the island
was the tall coconut tree, which provided them their food.
Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the
tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow!
I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!"
The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I
think you're hallucinating and you should come down
So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and
told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde
woman floating face up headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend
had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes
up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman,
face up, totally unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the
other, "You know, we've been on this island for months
now without a woman. It's been a long time...do you
think we should, you know, screw her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked
woman and asked, "Out of what?"