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Stranded lawyers


Last Edited: May 29, 2007, 10:21 am

"Stranded Lawyers"

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island
for several months. The only other thing on the island
was the tall coconut tree, which provided them their food.
Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the
tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow!
I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!"

The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I
think you're hallucinating and you should come down
right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and
told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde
woman floating face up headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend
had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes
up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman,
face up, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the
other, "You know, we've been on this island for months
now without a woman. It's been a long time...do you
think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked
woman and asked, "Out of what?"

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justxploringComment by justxploring - May 29, 2007, 12:07 pm
.....the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and
told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde
woman floating face up....

Now if he were a banker, he might say "I wonder if she can float a loan?"

(why are these naked women in jokes always blonde?)
Comment by DoubleDown - May 29, 2007, 12:16 pm
Good one, CT !!!

BTW, they could have left the blonde part out and just said "naked woman" and it still would have had the same result. I think that blondes for some reason just work their way into most jokes.
Personally, I know a lot of blondes and they are very smart and sexy. I prefer them and I don't even care if they are bottle blondes.
justxploringComment by justxploring - May 29, 2007, 12:53 pm
Funny, I'm blonde and if I were a man I'd prefer women with dark hair...more mysterious looking like Catherine Zeta-Jones or Salma Hayek.

Guess the float a loan (float alone) line didn't go over too big. (groan)
Coin TossComment by Coin Toss - May 29, 2007, 6:07 pm

"Float a loan" - you're killing me!

Once pc kicked in and it wasn't cool to tell ethnic jokes anymore blonde jokes became the "acceptable joke", I guess.

Comment by pacattack05 - May 29, 2007, 11:44 pm
Or, the lawyer might have said to the other lawyer...Quick. get her out of the water, she must be alive and breathing cause she's on her back.

The other lawyer responds...If only those conditions applied to my wife....Oy vey!

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