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Male or Female?

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Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female!

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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Comments

1.
angelmComment by angelm - June 4, 2007, 9:52 am
Funny!!
2.
csfbComment by csfb - June 4, 2007, 11:45 am
Hammers, eh? No wonder, males look at every problem as a nail.
3.
justxploringComment by justxploring - June 4, 2007, 11:59 am
Very clever.   I like the "remote control" and regarding sponges, I think that's fitting, except I'm one of the kind with the pot scrubber on the other side. LOL

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