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Uncle Boobs.

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Monday, while I was getting a haircut at my sister's work, she mentioned to me something about my aunt Angela (normerly uncle Bob, hence the title of this entry.) and a lot of money. I thought it would be her ex-wife's inheritance since she has cancer and doesn't have long to live. I found out that back when aunt Angela was uncle Bob, he worked for a software company that paid him in stock. Since then that company took off. Aunt Angela sold that stock and came out with approx. $14 million. Not long after my 21st birthday back in February, she apologized for forgettng about my birthday (She's rich now. It's ok.), and said that whatever I wanted, she would buy me. Well, I figured that was within limits, so I asked for a DVD, which she bought me, and had shipped to my dorm room. Anyway, now that I found out she's filthy stinking rich, I should have asked for more. Anyway, my family is taking bets as to how long before uncle boobs pisses it all away. Since there's talk of early retirement, me and my mom are guessing 5 years. I wonder if uncle boobs has stock in other companies. Anyway, she's already bought an expensive car, and there's probably more to come.
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