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Men are like...

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Men are like...
  1. Men are like... coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
  2. Men are like... computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
  3. Men are like... laxatives. They irritate the s**t out of you.
  4. Men are like... coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
  5. Men are like... chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
  6. Men are like... newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
  7. Men are like... power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
  8. Men are like... remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
  9. Men are like... shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
  10. Men are like... vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
  11. Men are like... road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
  12. Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
  13. Men are like... soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
  14. Men are like... pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
  15. Men are like... old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
  16. Men are like... plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
  17. Men are like... department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
  18. Men are like... horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
  19. Men are like... plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
  20. Men are like... curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
  21. Men are like... cement. After getting laid they take along time to get hard.
  22. Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.
  23. Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
  24. Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
  25. Men are like... floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
  26. Men are like... blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
  27. Men are like... commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
  28. Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
  29. Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  30. Men are like... used cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
  31. Men are like... bank machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
  32. Men are like... bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
  33. Men are like... crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.
  34. Men are like... dry cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.
  35. Men are like... popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  36. Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table
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