Three Contractors @ Wite House

 

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

 

One is from Wisconsin , another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans.  All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

 

The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

 

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

 

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000. That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

 

The Wisconsin contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000."

 

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?   ?

 

"The Wisconsin contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."

 

"Done!" replies the government official.

 

And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.

 

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