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Women Over 30


Women Over 30

In case you missed it on 60 minutes......

Andy Rooney said:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

....and that pretty much says it all

Entry #98


emilygComment by emilyg - August 2, 2007, 7:29 pm
agree with all - especially the last part. lol
justxploringComment by justxploring - August 3, 2007, 1:38 pm
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

80%? I wonder if this is true. People always ask me "why aren't you married?" especially when I could possibly be financially secure. When I say "I like living alone" I often sound as if I am apologizing.

spy153Comment by spy153 - August 3, 2007, 3:41 pm
well, you said it, andy rooney.. I only agree completely.
csfbComment by csfb - August 3, 2007, 8:46 pm
"Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage."

Well, there's probably a lot more to marriage than a little sausage. Marriage is probably good if there's mutual love and respect between the spouses.
Comment by Gentlespirit - August 3, 2007, 9:09 pm
Andy Rooney hit the nail on the head!!!! ha ha ha :)
Litebets27Comment by Litebets27 - August 4, 2007, 6:17 am
I've heard of the "cow" saying, but not the "pig". Good one Andy! His writers must be women over 50. LOL
stephiComment by stephi - August 4, 2007, 6:48 am
I believe the 80% of women are against marriage is true. as a desk clerk, i've had only the female customers say to me don't get married and i agree as the woman has to do all the work and what i mostly see with those i know is the woman has to support the man also.
justxploringComment by justxploring - August 4, 2007, 12:50 pm
I agree with everyone and also with csfb, since if you find a loving soulmate, then marriage is great. However, after many years of being independent, it would be difficult for me to live with someone else. If I ever get settled and move to a nice place and find steady work again, I'll start off slowly by getting a dog. If I can get him to sit, lie down, roll over and play dead, then training a husband might not be a big leap.

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