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Introduction of the iBreast

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Introduction of the iBreast

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 to $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Entry #99

Comments

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spy153Comment by spy153 - August 10, 2007, 10:57 am
you so crazy :)
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Toney725Comment by Toney725 - August 10, 2007, 1:12 pm
Funny!
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justxploringComment by justxploring - August 10, 2007, 1:16 pm
I sign onto LP and the first two blogs I see at about breast implants and lesbians. Hmmm.

Anyway, what would be one of the songs? The one from Tommy by the Who? "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."
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Comment by LOTTOMIKE - August 10, 2007, 1:23 pm
LOL.you got some good ones.when i was younger i wanted to be a comedian.as you can tell i joke quite a bit on here.laughter is the best medicine......
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Comment by pacattack05 - August 10, 2007, 1:45 pm
Another good song would be by the "The 5th dimension" Up Up away in my beautiful balloons.
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justxploringComment by justxploring - August 10, 2007, 2:42 pm
Anyone enjoy musicals like Carousel? "June is busting out all over."
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Comment by pacattack05 - August 10, 2007, 6:48 pm
Hey justxploring,
Anyone enjoy musicals like Carousel? "June is busting out all over."

Did that musical get an endownment?
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justxploringComment by justxploring - August 10, 2007, 7:29 pm
I'm not sure. However, I heard that the inventory of this new computer chip is being investigated by the IRS for padding his account. He did it using wire transfers.
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justxploringComment by justxploring - August 10, 2007, 7:29 pm
oops - inventor (not inventory)
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Comment by pacattack05 - August 10, 2007, 7:38 pm
Still funny justx, padding.

I got it anyway....
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Comment by pacattack05 - August 10, 2007, 7:44 pm
Didn't she work at perky's pizzaria? They had a special...two for the price of one?

The toppings were extra.

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