Introduction of the iBreast

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Introduction of the iBreast

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 to $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Avatar spy153 -
#1
you so crazy :)
Avatar Toney725 -
#2
Funny!
Avatar justxploring -
#3
I sign onto LP and the first two blogs I see at about breast implants and lesbians. Hmmm.

Anyway, what would be one of the songs? The one from Tommy by the Who? "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#4
LOL.you got some good ones.when i was younger i wanted to be a comedian.as you can tell i joke quite a bit on here.laughter is the best medicine......
Avatar pacattack05 -
#5
Another good song would be by the "The 5th dimension" Up Up away in my beautiful balloons.
Avatar justxploring -
#6
Anyone enjoy musicals like Carousel? "June is busting out all over."
Avatar pacattack05 -
#7
Hey justxploring,
Anyone enjoy musicals like Carousel? "June is busting out all over."

Did that musical get an endownment?
Avatar justxploring -
#8
I'm not sure. However, I heard that the inventory of this new computer chip is being investigated by the IRS for padding his account. He did it using wire transfers.
Avatar justxploring -
#9
oops - inventor (not inventory)
Avatar pacattack05 -
#10
Still funny justx, padding.

I got it anyway....
Avatar pacattack05 -
#11
Didn't she work at perky's pizzaria? They had a special...two for the price of one?

The toppings were extra.

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