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Special Bulletin From the Pentagon

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Last Edited: August 21, 2007, 12:59 pm

Special Bulletin From the Pentagon

 

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man Elite fighting unit called:

 

THE UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

 

These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, South Carolina, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into IRAQ and have been given only the following facts about the terrorists:

 

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-ups, country music, or JESUS.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

WE EXPECT THE PROBLEM IN IRAQ TO BE OVER BY FRIDAY

 

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Comments

1.
Rick GComment by Rick G - August 21, 2007, 4:54 pm
HA!
2.
TenajComment by Tenaj - August 23, 2007, 12:37 am
Don't forget NC- There's a lot of good ole boys in NC as well.

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