Special Bulletin From the Pentagon

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Special Bulletin From the Pentagon

 

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man Elite fighting unit called:

 

THE UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

 

These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, South Carolina, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into IRAQ and have been given only the following facts about the terrorists:

 

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-ups, country music, or JESUS.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

WE EXPECT THE PROBLEM IN IRAQ TO BE OVER BY FRIDAY

 

Entry #105

Comments

Avatar Rick G -
#1
HA!
Avatar Tenaj -
#2
Don't forget NC- There's a lot of good ole boys in NC as well.

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