A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the
bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”

The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and
well… I can’t tell them apart. I don’t know if I’m mixing up riding times or
even feeding them the right foods.”

The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something he can
do. “Why don’t you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?”

The man stops crying and says, “that sounds like a good idea, I think I’ll try
it”.

A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was
before. “What’s the matter now?” the bartender asks.

The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, “I shaved the tail of
one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can’t tell them apart
again!”

The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, “Why don’t you
try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back”.

The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the
fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of
a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems.
“I. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and. it… it… grew
back!”

The bartender, now furious at the guy’s general stupidity, yells, “For crying
out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that
the other one!” The fellow cannot believe what the bartender has said and storms
out of the bar.

The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won
the lottery. “It worked, it worked!” he exclaims. “I measured the horses and the
black one is two inches taller than the white one!”