Me and Leslie are no more. There was another guy that wanted her, and she got conflicted, and I told her that if she would be happy with him, then she should go for him. We're still gonna be friends though. But the two more important things are: 1. I'm back on the market. 2. Every time I've broken up with a girl,, a sweet lottery win follows. Maybe I'll hit the Mega Millions on Tuesday.