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In The South

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The South

South Carolina:

The owner of a golf course in South Carolina was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Clemson and I need some help. 
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those South Carolina women.
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Alabama:

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for  the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked..
"Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's  a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
" A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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Louisiana:

A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
                      comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be
in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than
in  the rest of the civilized world.
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Georgia:

The young man from Georgia came running into the store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man answered, "I
couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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Tennessee:

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
"Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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And My Favorite (NC):

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of t he car and one
behind  it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as
he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the
fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The
passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front
and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
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You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!!
Entry #109

Comments

1.
TenajComment by Tenaj - September 26, 2007, 8:15 pm
I laughed out loud on the Tn and NC ones.
2.
jarasanComment by jarasan - September 26, 2007, 8:28 pm
Very funny! You'd have to be fahreeking nutsa to retiya uphereah in dah nort.
3.
Toney725Comment by Toney725 - September 27, 2007, 1:32 pm
Good ones!

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