Job  Hunting

A guy goes to the post office to appy for a job.

The interviewer asks him,"Have you been in the service?

"yes, he said, " I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says "That gives you extra points, toward employment" and then asks,Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%......A mortar round exploreded near me and blew my testicle off"

The enterviewer looks at the guy and tells him"that's tough, but it allows me to hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00p.m., You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 a.m."

The guy is puzzled and says....."If the hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:p.m., why do you want me to come in at 10:00???

"This is a government job," The interviewer says,"For the first two hours we just stand around and scratching our balls, no point in you coming in for that"