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December 22, 2007, 4:23 pmWelfare Office

                      Welfare Office

 

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

 

He marched straight up to the counter and said,"Hi, you know, I just hate drawing welfare. i'd really rather have a job.

The social worker behind the counter said" your timing is excellent"  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes, Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a high sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is 200,000 a year"

The guy, just plain wide-eyed , said"You're (BSing) me!  The social worker said" yeah, well you started it"

Last Edited: December 22, 2007, 4:25 pm

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December 21, 2007, 12:38 pmXmas Story

Xmas  Story

"Twas the night before Xmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I've busted my (A) for nearly a year, instead of thanks Santa--what do I hear?

The old lady (B's) cause i work late at night, the elves want more money--the reindeers all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids, Donner is pregnant and Vixen has Aids,Just when I thought that things would get better those(A) holes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--If that ain't funny,"Who ever sent Santa Clause any money?

The kids these days--they all are the pitts, they want the impossible--those mean little%^&&8, I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, assembling dolls..their arms ,legs and heads, I made a ton of yo-yo's no request for them, They want computers and robots..They think I,m IBM.

I,m flying through the air, dodging trees, falling down chimneys and skinning my knees, I,m quitting this job there's no enjoyment, I,ll sit on my fat(A) and draw unemployment.

There's no Xmas this year, now you know the reason, I found me a blonde,I,m going South for the Season.

Entry #28
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December 21, 2007, 1:20 amPick three system

This is how i came up with 806 and would like to share.

 

Date-12-20-07

 

20/root(2) +sum(1)=(3) 3 is your total.

now add your total+root,which will give you (5) Now look under your chart you will see 068, you can do your work out to be sure.   

1+2=3

3+3=6

6+2=8

LDS#under root(2) is 0!

This is  muddywaters way of getting it, 

using the pick3stat, there are many ways to use it, each day could be a different format

Last Edited: December 21, 2007, 1:23 am

Entry #27
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December 17, 2007, 1:25 pmMy private part died Today

My private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.  One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.  Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy,"said Mr. Wallace, My private part died today and I am very sad"  Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied," Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."  The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, When he met nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said" you shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas" "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. wallace,I told you yesterday that my private part died". "yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

 "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

Entry #26
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December 7, 2007, 12:32 amHappy Holiday

Hyper600It's about time" very thankful, muddywaters is lookin at 072-640-047-396-971-685-114-574-086-732-424-433

Entry #25
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November 12, 2007, 3:49 pmCapricorns

                      Capricorns                                                 

Get ready to have a great day! High energy is circulating throughout yours

006-015-024-033-069-078-114-123-159-168-177-222-249-258-267-339-348-357-366-447-456-555-699-789-888-

Entry #24
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November 7, 2007, 3:23 pmCapricorns

                    Capricorns

Trust the people who are in power now--- they know more of the facts today.

Thought for Today: Hate the sin , Love the sinner.

Lurking Muddywaters is looking at root(9)  sum (18) 558-567-666-468-459-369-288-189-279-378-477

Entry #23
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November 4, 2007, 5:37 pmRound and round

I Agree!                    Round and Round she goes.

Thought For Today:The only devils in this world, are those running around in our own hearts, and that is where all battles should be fought.

Scorpio----Apply some creativity to whatever's got you flummoxed, and you'll be happier soon.

Muddywaters is looking at sum 15--069-159-269-249-258-267-339-357-456-555.                        Peace Out

Entry #22
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October 30, 2007, 7:34 amN.C. Let's do it

                      Thought for Today

"Be the change you wish to see"

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Entry #21
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October 28, 2007, 12:55 amQuestion about V-Trac chart

I have the v- trac chart, tonite numbers were 981 N.C. which gives me v542, now my question is? How do I get the number before hand, like why i didn't get the vtrac #v542 before the 981? maybe a little mental challenge? Anywho make my day, somebody anybody'

Entry #20
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October 28, 2007, 12:32 amGemini

Love              Gemini

Your wallet won't get fatter if you don't follow through with your goal to save.

Your positive energy is perfect for movement of all kinds, from travel to changes in career.  Any new directions you choose to take right now should work out the best for you in the long run.

019- 037-289-469-018-036-023-014

Have a Buddhaful  Day!!!

Entry #19
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October 27, 2007, 12:46 amCapricorns

                Capricorns

Someone flighty will be a surprising source of bright sunshine in your life today. You need to keep pushing through this phase and you might need to be extra patient with the people who are closest to you.  Try to take a deep breath before dealing with anyone who tends to exasperate you.

024-069-078-144-123-168-222-249-258-267-357-366-447-889

See Ya!Have a wonderful Day!!!!

 

Entry #18
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October 26, 2007, 10:07 pmHot Hot Hot

Cheers  Hot off the press

574--135-680 864-319-024-029-074-079-524-529-579-975-  I,m talking all states, from the  Oct, 26-Nov 2.  "Go get em"

Entry #17
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October 24, 2007, 4:21 pmScorpios

                  Scorpio

The warmth you feel from friends will keep you in a very jovial mood today. Today is perfect for taking care of your health. There is some positive step you have been meaning to take that has alsways been out of reach for some reson, but now you can check it off your list

Hyper223-778-221-112-117-387-337-017-023-049-123-046-034-146

Entry #16
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October 23, 2007, 3:41 pmHot off the press

223-778-776-221-112-117-162-167-662-667-887-837-832-337-332

Banana            Scorpio(Oct 23-Nov 21)

Why hire or ask someone to do something for you when you can do it yourself, Your ambitions are on parade today and that could mean that it's time for you to launch your next big push.  Your  dreams are that much closer to becoming a reality, so why not go all the way?

Entry #15
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